LOL!!! i found this news story on postal and thought i should share it. taken off The Daily Telegraph, you can also find it on Reuters.co.uk

A BLOW-UP sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said today.

"Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb."

Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment.

Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.

Reuters

considering how i was saying to stick a blow up sex doll on someone's car just before i saw this news, u must understand i am totally screeching with laughter right now lmao!!!